Friday, December 17, 2010

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Dudes, I just got a present from the honcho, the man at Renegade -- THE DIRECTOR.

An amazing present. A one of a kind photo of the Man -- LARGE ARMS HIMSELF.

The Man in ALL His Glory














This means I'm going to retire this amazing shot from #12:

"Yeah" -- In the Moment!













I am a RENEGADE FOREVER!

New Idea -- The Knife Cam

RENEGADES, listen up here. I just had a brainbreaker of an idea.

Mount the camera on the knife!

That way you can take the shot ALL THE WAY IN.

If you get one of those spy cams that are like a pinhead, you could see the knife going all the way into some chick.

Speaking of some fine knifework, check out this clip from China:




The chinese newswoman is hot too. Maybe she should make a guest appearance on Renegade TV.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

New Photos - #5

Large Arms is "Taking Care of Business"
This new photo is SWEEEEETTTT. Thanks Mr. Director.

Keep em coming.

This photo is from Large Arms debut appearance in Renegade Video #5. I haven't seen this one all the way through -- need to save up some bucks -- but the trailer at renegade.cm rocks.

Large arms comes out of his corner with a BANG and impresses from moment one. He needs a fan club. The dude is rocking it. Hard.

I think he impressed this sweet thang with his steel. Turning her side into hamburger.

Keep those photos (and movies) coming.

Large Arms is Coming Back, and Right Soon!

Dudes, don't you think for a minute that Large Arms is going down for the count. That was totally a suckerpunch. No way that happens if he's even looking.

He'll be back. I know it. If The Director allows it. He was pretty fucking pissed after #12.

Don't worry though. Renegade only hit its stride when Large Arms joined the crew. There's no way they cancel his contract. Waaaaayyyyy too much killing to do.

Jack the Ripper Knife
RENEGADES!!

We all need to chip in and buy the big guy some flowers or something. Anyone know an address for Renegade Video? I think Herr Director is getting pissed with all the e-mails we're sending him.

I had an idea for a new scene they should shoot. They're not big on the outdoors, so this would be something that breaks some new ground. I think they should let a girl loose in the woods and hunt her down using dogs and shotguns. If they use a city girl tha'td rock -- shed have no idea where to go or what to do. Then we get down to business, old school style. Maybe they could strap a camera on her -- first person shooter, baby, just like Call of Duty. Call that one the Call of Pussy.

ROCK ON RENEGADES!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Hello World

Here I am. Hey, renegades and other fans. This is the premiere site to worship the greatness of our master of disaster Large Arms.

LARGE ARMS IS GOD!!!

That’s all that needs to be said.

LARGE ARMS IS GOD!!!

Ooops, I did it again.

I love Renegade videos. There’s no bs, no fucking bad plot to set everything up – just mayhem plain and simple.

The first video I saw was #8 – a friend had purchased it and we watched it late at night. Wow. That was crazy as shit. I don’t know where they found their crew of guys, but I’d like to apply. Sign me up. Sex, violence and rock and roll.

Large Arms is definitely the ringleader of this video and the other trailers I’ve seen. The Director keeps him in check, though.

I love the humor. Guys laughing at what’s going on. That kills me.

And the special effects were great. None of that fake computer bullshit. This was oldschool horror – practical blood and guts! I’m not even sure how they pulled it off. Fucking cool, though.

Renegade either needs to lower their prices or I need a better job. #10 looks kind of lame, but the trailer for #9 is amazing. I’m going to buy that one at renegade.cm.